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pokehidden:

i just find this so awesome in so many ways.

(Source: atrylplus)

bigboobiesbasement:

I know I already cum a lot, but I still have a fantasy about being able to bathe a woman in my hot cum!

(Source: dreamsandecstacy)

(via slave-to-the-grave)

fuck-yeahpickuplines:

Submitted by: nothin-to-do-here

(via loganmccaffrey)

thedrunkenmoogle:

Teleportation Shots (Portal Shots)

First Shot
2/3 shot Gold Tequila
1/3 shot Orange Juice

Second Shot
2/3 shot lime juice or Roses lime
1/3 shot Bol Blue

Directions: Take the first shot, immediately take the second shot.

“In laymen’s terms, speedy thing go in, speedy thing comes out.”

Shots made by Scrollbar.dk.

thedrunkenmoogle:

Kungaloosh (World of Warcraft)

Ingredients:

1 1/4 oz Vodka
1 1/4 oz Malibu Rum
3/4 oz Midori
2 tbsp pineapple juice
1 splash cranberry juice

Directions: Mix well, serve in chilled glass

Warning: Drink make you ding involuntarily.

thedrunkenmoogle:

The Triforce (Zelda shot)

1 Part Link (dark Rum for courage)
1 Part Zelda (99 Bananas for wisdom)
1 Part Ganon (Goldschlager for power)

Would not recommend drinking before taking on the Water Temple.

Post submitted by Travis Broyles

(Drink created by The Domestic Scientist)

thedrunkenmoogle:

The Other L-Word - Wallace Wells (Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World: The Game Cocktail)

Ingredients:
2 cl Parfait Amour
1 cl Vodka
6 cl Guanabana juice
1 cl Creme de Cassis 

Directions: Shake the first three ingredients with ice in shaker. Pour in cocktail glass and pour carefully the creme de cassis in the middle of the glass.

Wallace Wells: Guess who’s druuunk!
Scott Pilgrim: I guess Wallace. 

(Drink created and photographed by Marcus ”Togi” Forsell of Myskoteket.se.  Also, thanks to Robert for the tip!)